I don’t suggest using this line on just anybody
Last night I took the dog outside, came back in, grabbed something from the kitchen and returned to the living room to continue watching TV with my wife.
The dog decided to lay down on the couch; in my spot.
I stood in front of her, and looked at her sternly and said, “Maisey, you’re in my spot, move.” She looked at me for a bit and didn’t budge. I repeated the previous line one more time. Just a blank stare. Then she completely ignored me and proceeded to “cleanse herself”. I promptly retorted, “DON’T YOU START LICKING YOUR CROTCH WHILE I’M TALKING TO YOU!!”
I wouldn’t recommend using that last line on just anyone…