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GiveEmHellMikeGravel; Laugh it up!

mcwilliams — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:34:24 +0000

Swiped this from HotAir.

I don’t suggest using this line on just anybody

mcwilliams — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 17:48:53 +0000

Last night I took the dog outside, came back in, grabbed something from the kitchen and returned to the living room to continue watching TV with my wife.

The dog decided to lay down on the couch; in my spot.

I stood in front of her, and looked at her sternly and said, “Maisey, you’re in my spot, move.” She looked at me for a bit and didn’t budge. I repeated the previous line one more time. Just a blank stare. Then she completely ignored me and proceeded to “cleanse herself”. I promptly retorted, “DON’T YOU START LICKING YOUR CROTCH WHILE I’M TALKING TO YOU!!”

I wouldn’t recommend using that last line on just anyone…

Kind of nerdy

mcwilliams — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 16:50:26 +0000

I had to do this “nerd test” since I saw it on Trapper’s site (founder of 360Voice.com).

I typically don’t do things like this since it’s mostly a waste of time but I let it slip just this once.

Wal-Mart Sales ‘Worst in 27 Years’???

mcwilliams — Thu, 10 May 2007 21:33:28 +0000

Wal-Mart Sales ‘Worst in 27 Years’…

Funny…my wife shops there CONSTANTLY! How can this be possible?!

(ha ha ha, just kidding spanky-buns!)

Video: Sony, you killed your brand

mcwilliams — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 04:29:50 +0000

I couldn’t resit posting this. It’s way too funny and very true. It made my day.

I’m a Mac and I’m a PC

mcwilliams — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 21:28:47 +0000

Although the “I’m a Mac” and “I’m a PC” commercials by Apple are humorous, they are misleading and not very honest. In most respects, it’s the other way around. But whatever, let the 3% that use Macs believe whatever Apple tells them.

Anyways, not to start a flame war…

Paul Thurrott posted some counter-commercials that are pretty funny.

Hilarious Guitar Hero 2 video

mcwilliams — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 19:15:18 +0000

Some dudes rockin out to Guitar Hero 2 made this hilarious video.

Check it out. Stick around at the end for some funny out-takes.

Content Warning…it shows a dude sitting on the can with a guitar at times (no you cannot see his “nether regions”).

Guitar Hero = F.U.N.!

mcwilliams — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 20:00:17 +0000

What a weekend! We had one of Parker-Jon’s friends overnight and luckily he has Guitar Hero. So we asked if he’d bring it along. We played non-stop from about 5pm till about 11:30pm and a few more hours in the morning till they left. What a blast! I can’t wait to get this on the 360.

Tracy even got into it mostly playing “I Love Rock-n-Roll” and “Smoke on the Water”. I think she even tried “Iron Man” and a few others. It was quite comical, but she did okay once she go the hang of it.

I loved playing “Cowboys from Hell”, “More than a Feeling” (really good on that one on medium difficulty), “Thunderkiss 65″, and a slew of others.

The kids played just about everything.

I will say this…it’s all in the attitude!

Tales from the “What the hell?!” department

mcwilliams — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 19:47:45 +0000

Okay…our shower/tub has been draining very slow lately. Since we own a fairly old house (nearly 100yrs old), we have a drum trap behind the tub. I’ve tried snaking from the tub, but getting little to no results. I’ve tried enzyme pipe cleaners, plunging, etc… only for it to work temporarily.

Today I decided to open the drum trap, and try snaking from there. Once it bit, I was worried that I wasn’t going to get the line back, since it wouldn’t budge, but I managed to haul it in. Much to my surprise I reeled in a real-looker.

Take a look:

It looks like some cap of sorts. How it managed to get in the pipes, we’ll never know. I’m feeling pretty confident this is the majority of my slow drain problems. Let’s hope!

Update:

Oops…forgot to mention how big this sucker is. It’s about 1.75in long, about 1/2in tall and about 1/2in wide.

Holiday Inn Commercial Cracks Me Up!

mcwilliams — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 18:52:12 +0000

I saw a commercial for Holiday Inn while watching TV this morning and thought it was the funniest thing!

Basically this guy is listening to whale sounds on his computer and his roommate comes in and they start trading whale noises. Very funny!

FYI…you’ll need to click the thumbnail titled: Whale Song: Ted and Zack share a moment exchanging whale noises. The other commerical are also fairly funny!

Check it out!